Circus Life: Outside the recipe box

“Wow, will you get me the recipe for that?”

How I dread that question!  Not because I’m a really mean person and my mother never taught me to share, but because I rarely have a recipe!  Really!  And truth be told, frugal, healthy, cooking and baking is all about getting outside the recipe box anyway.  You have to know how ingredients function and taste in a finished product (does it provide lift? moisture? make it more or less dense?).  You also have to know possible substitutions that provide the same or similar taste or functions, whether that’s to make the finished product more healthy, or more economical, or simply because that’s what you have one hand. (And if you’re like me, you can’t run into the store for “just one thing.”  So you can use what you have, keep yourself out of that store, and your budget stays happy!)

I think one of the easiest ways to start getting out of the recipe box is, ironically, with a great base recipe.  With a little creativity, you can begin to alter your base recipe turning a fantastic banana bread recipe, into an apple cinnamon bread, or even a cinnamon coffee cake with a crumb topping (Yum!  This morning’s breakfast…).  You’ll start to see what the core players are (what are the sweeteners, what makes it rise (does it need to rise?) what adds the protein, where is the acid to interact with the leavening agent, what’s the bready foundation (you know, the flour, the oats, whatever….no, I don’t know the technical term.  Enlighten me if you do.)  A little experimenting, and before you know it, you’ll be whipping up pumpkin muffins (because you bought that entire case of canned pumpkin when it was on sale in October and all but 3 cans are still sitting in our pantry) without a “recipe” in no time.

To get you started, here’s a base for a simple quick bread.  Make this super easy for yourself by dumping all the ingredients into your bread machine and setting it on the dough setting (because that is the setting that starts stirring immediately).  Once its mixed (you may need to help it out with a rubber spatula if you’re worried about over mixing), pull out the paddle, close the machine and set it on “bake only” for about 45-55min.  (Note: My bread machine won’t let me turn it back on once the timer turns off because it senses the unit is too hot.  Out smart the machine by setting on a later time (maybe 60 min) and then setting another timer to remind yourself to check it at 45 minutes, that way you can easily keep it in for a few more minutes).

Quick bread:

2 cups of flour

1 teaspoon baking powder

1/2 teaspoon baking soda

3/4 cup sugar

2 1/2 tablespoons oil

2 eggs

something fruity/moist- a cup’s worth or so


Oh my word!  3/4 cup of sugar!  How can you feed your children that for breakfast?!  I thought you were a super healthy food, oats and berries, organic, kale at every meal, crunchy granola kinda mommy?

Yes, I know.  Ah, how stereo-types turn around and bite us in the rear…  But since we’re being all honest here, how much sugar is in that breakfast cereal that was on the table this morning?  And lets not forget, this is a BASE recipe.  Don’t like the sugar?  Leave it out!  You’re the cook, its up to you!

Personally, I’ve never added that much sugar, and its plenty sweet for us.  If I’m using apple sauce in the recipe, I’m probably going to use very little, if any sugar (and I’d probably omit the oil , too!).  And I’m probably not going to use 2 cups of all purpose flour, either.  I’m probably going to use about 3/4 of all purpose, a half cup of rolled oats and about 1/4 whole wheat flour.  (Yes, I know this does not add up to 2 cups, but I also know that the oats and the whole wheat tend to make my finished products too dense and dry, so I use a little less of them.)  I might use some yogurt for some extra moisture if it looks dry, or some milk if I don’t have yogurt.  I’m probably going to add in about 1/4 cup of flax, because, well, flax just tastes good.  Plus, it has a whole bunch of healthy omega 3 fats (you know the ones they tell you to eat fish to get) and fiber. Yes, I said fiber.  ::Hangs head::  I am getting old.

I might use two of the bananas that are getting mushy on the counter, or I might use those frozen blueberries from last summer.  Whatever I use, you can bet I’m not going out to the store to get something special for it (again, I’m frugal.  Its also 10pm and I’m in my pajamas.)

Yes, its 10pm and I’m tired.  The only thing I’m even taking the time to measure are the flour type ingredients.  I’m only using the 1 cup scoop and estimating about where the ingredients should fall in the scoop.  A quick flick of the wrist with the open baking powder container, should be close enough. (Oh how my middle school Home Ec. teacher would cringe!)  Because at the end of the day, does it really matter if I get a teaspoon of baking powder or a teaspoon and  quarter?  I need to get it done, so I can get to the 20 something other things I have to do, so I can get a few hours of sleep before the clowns and monkeys wake up.

To quote one of my husband’s favorite movies:

“Look, Robin, you don’t have to do this.  I mean, this ain’t exaclty the Mississippi.  I’m on one side, I’m on the other side.  I’m on the east bank, I’m on the west bank. It’s not that critical.” -Dave Chappelle as Ahchoo in Robin Hood: Men in Tights, 1993.

And its not.  Critical, I mean.  Its always edible, and its more healthy than those cocoa balls and marshmallow horse shoes for sure. And worse comes to worst, you throw some sprinkles on top.  The kids will eat it up just fine…

Happy ingredient experimenting!

(Oh, and pureed kale actually does go well in an apple bread….just sayin’.)


Circus Deals

I interrupt the regularly scheduled humorous content with a deal alert.  Home Depot online, filtrete furnace filters….60%off, free shipping.  Can’t beat it.  Today only.

She’ll tell you about it better than I,  http://www.southernsavers.com/2013/05/home-depot-deals-filtrete-air-filters-60-off/

Sorry for the short post, sick circus children (2 out of 4), and the ringmaster ain’t doing so hot either.  My kingdom for a whole house instant sanitizer…



Circus Economics: When a sale isn’t

Under this big top, coupons and sales are a way of life.  I’m not one of those seriously extreme couponers.  I’m a little too picky about product quality, ingredients and brands for that.  That said, if there’s a deal to be found, I usually find it.

Usually one night a week I escape the circus children and head to my favorite night out destination, “the Target.”  (Note:  Not just ‘Target,’ THE Target.  I don’t know, circus boy #2 came up with that, and it has been affectionately adopted by the rest of us.)  Sure, I could head out for a night with the girls, get some yummy Thai food, have some girl talk and fellowship.  But who could pass up finding deals on paper towels and baby food?  It just doesn’t get much more thrilling than that.

(The) Target is one of my favorite places to find deals with the following deal maker formula: store sale, store coupon and manufacturer’s coupon.  Most stores will take a store coupon and a manufacturer’s on the same item, add in a sale price and you have a recipe for a great deal.  Target also has awesome clearance deals and often have gift card deals as well, which usually just make it that much sweeter.

However, if you’re not positive of the normal price, flip up those little sale tags on the shelf and look at the more permanent tag underneath.  You just might find something like this:


I know, I know, its a picture of a picture.  My phone is not one of those fancy smart phones and I don’t have text messaging, picture messaging, internet or anything else on there.  It makes phone calls.

Anyway, notice the sale price $12.59, for a big ol’ box of pampers wipes.  When you buy 2, you get a $5 gift card, and even better I had a couple of $0.50 off coupons.  But what’s that tag next to the sale tag?  Some poor associate didn’t properly attach the sale tag and left the original tag uncovered.  Regular price $10.99.  So the product on sale is roughly $1.50 more.  Granted the gift card still gives you a bit of savings, ($1.80, if you’re keeping track, $2.80 if you use those two $0.50 coupons) but definitely not the $5 it seems like you’re getting.  It is a misleading deal and I didn’t purchase it.  Even though there was some savings off the original price when you take the gift card into consideration, I’ve seen better deals and I know better deals will come around again.  Plus, I hate those misleading ad/sale campaigns.  There’s nothing there but tricking the consumer.  So, the moral of this store, check those tags!

Happy Wednesday everyone!


Circus Errors

Error #1: Saturday morning grocery shopping (me and half the population of the city)

  • crowded aisles
  • long check out lines
  • many, many witnesses

Error#2: Bringing Circus Boy #1

  • “Can we buy blueberries? Can we buy ice cream? Can we some of those? How about that? How about those cookies, we haven’t had those in a really, really long time.  But, but, but…..”
  • Stop touching your brother.  Hands off your brother. Leave your brother alone. No. No. Don’t touch that.  Stop sitting on the food.  Leave my coupons alone.

Error #3: Bringing Circus Boy #2

  • Please don’t touch the jars on the shelves.  Hands to yourself.  Stop touching your brother.  Stop messing with your brother.  Stop hanging on the cart.  No, don’t touch that.  Stop dancing in the aisle, people are trying to get past you. No, stop that.  Put your hand together and keep them there.  STOP TOUCHING THINGS.
  • Insist circus boy #2 holds hand through remainder of store.  Results in screaming “OW! OW!” through remainder of store.  (Where’s my lousy mom, out of control kids t-shirt?)  Many, many stares, glares, and some chuckling from above mentioned witnesses.  None of which I find helpful.  (To the young couple in the wine aisle.  This-will-be-you.  You think it won’t….just you wait.  Promise.)

Error #4: Discussing poor behavior in car.

  • Gentlemen, I am very disappointed in your behavior.  There were many, many bad choices.  You can not touch everything you see, you may break something and people are trying to buy those things.  You have to control yourself and watch around you so you’re not in the way…
  • Circus Boy#2, as Mommy is talking…”I sleeping.”  ::snoring sounds::

Thank you Lord for an extra dose of patience, without which the car would have gone careening into the median when I heard that one.

Notes to self:

  • No grocery shopping on Saturday mornings
  • Leave children home with Daddy
  • Hit the coffee shop first